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Posted: Wed, 14 Jan 2004 21:33:29 -0500  
In: alt.startrek.creative 
From: "d w a c o n" nospam@invalid.com 
 

Enterprise was gone for so long... I almost forgot how bad the show could
be.  Well, as we watch Jon turn his ship over to a bunch of fanatics... I
could hear the music from Fleetwood Mac's song Rhiannon playing in the
background...

(Sung to the tune of "Rhiannon" sung by Fleetwood Mac's Stevie "Witchiepoo"
Nicks)


Triannon crew in the Delphic Expanse
Jon Archer he wants to help them
He makes their crew feel at home at a glance
It seems Jon Archer trusts them...

In Star Trek you've never seen
A starship--taken quite so fast
Well except Picard's Ferengi hijack
Happened just too fast...

D'Jamat: a ridge-headed nut
Reminds us of Al-Queida
He thinks he kicked Federation butt--
And it appears he might'a-- 

In Star Trek you've never seen
A Captain take it like a bitch
Archer lets D'Jamat wipe his data
Doesn't even twitch...

And they say, "Triannon, let's go."
Crewman gets blown away
D'Jamat, he'll say a prayer for you
He's crazy, he's crazy.

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