Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.pas.earthlink.net!elnk-pas-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!pd7cy1no!pd7cy2so!shaw.ca!chi1.usenetserver.com!atl-c02.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!feed5.newsreader.com!newsreader.com!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!newsread.com!newsstand.newsread.com!POSTED.newshog.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: From: "longbeachtrekstar" MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: NEW TOS: "The Captain Song" 1/1 (K/several, filk) [R] Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 53 Date: Thu, 30 Sep 2004 12:55:07 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: newshog.newsread.com 1096548907 209.198.142.218 (Thu, 30 Sep 2004 08:55:07 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 30 Sep 2004 08:55:07 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:84920 X-Received-Date: Thu, 30 Sep 2004 05:55:11 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Farfalla wrote: > Kirk: I can wrap it up in ribbons, I can stick it in my Spock! > (from "Isn't it awfully nice to be the captain", which i probably > won't filk, but anyway.) Farfalla is keeping me from getting much-needed sleep with these silly ideas. I think this is a new record for me writing a filk. Title: The Captain Song, or Not The William Shatner Song Author: longbeachtrekstar ( longbeachtrekstar @ yahoo . com ) Series: TOS Codes: K/several (notably K/S), filk Rating: R Parts: 1/1 Warnings: Pythonitis continues. Disclaimer: Paramount owns Star Trek. This is not for profit, just for fun. Archiving: ASCEM (if they really want it), others please ask. Feedback: Yes please, here or by email. Notes: Inspired by Farfalla. That's right, blame her! Summary: Based on "The Penis Song" by Monty Python. "The Captain Song," or "Not The William Shatner Song" by longbeachtrekstar, September 2004 Isn't it awfully nice to be the Captain? Isn't it simply grand to be in charge? You can show the girls your stiffy You can whip out your big dick You can feed it to a yeoman Or tell the nurse it's sick So all hail Captain Kirk and his John Thomas But for Pete's sake, can't he give the crew a break? He fucked Uhura right in her end Like a young rock-hard jock Then he wrapped it up in ribbons And stuck it in Mister Spock But when he took it out on the Bridge They stuck him in the Brig Now he won't a-come a-back! (End) ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: