Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!prodigy.com!prodigy.com!news-feed01.roc.ny.frontiernet.net!nntp.frontiernet.net!nntp.giganews.com.MISMATCH!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!newsread.com!newsstand.newsread.com!POSTED.monger.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: <1968675081.20040906125849@mindspring.com> From: "Cait N." MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: NEW DS9: Bashir, Secret Agent Man (Bad Title Challenge, drabble; S, B, O'B) Rated G Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 58 Date: Mon, 06 Sep 2004 18:55:02 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: monger.newsread.com 1094496902 209.198.142.218 (Mon, 06 Sep 2004 14:55:02 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 06 Sep 2004 14:55:02 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:83842 X-Received-Date: Mon, 06 Sep 2004 11:55:05 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Title: Bashir, Secret Agent Man Author: Cait N. Contact: caitn at mindspring dot com Series: DS9 Codes: S, B, O'B; drabble Rating: G Archive: ASCEML yes, everyone else please ask Copyright: September 2004 Disclaimer: Paramount owns the characters, I just take 'em out for a spin every once in a while. Author's Note: Written for Stephen's Bad Title Challenge. Summary: Bashir, enhanced though he may be, still can make mistakes. "Bashir, Secret Agent Man" by Cait N. Bashir peered around the edge of the public restroom and spotted Miles. "Pssst, over here." "Why the cloak and dagger?" Miles asked. "Is the Captain around?" "No, why?" "I screwed up." Miles raised his eyebrows. "He came in for stomach cramps. I gave him peptomazine." "And?" "I forgot he was allergic to it." "Oh." "Yeah." Julian sighed. "The reaction kicks in an hour after ingestion." Looking past Miles, he gave a strangled gasp and disappeared back into the restroom. "Have you seen Doctor Bashir?" Miles turned. Huge yellowish-orange blotches covered Sisko's face. Miles bit his lip and shook his head. THE END ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: