Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 15448 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: DS9 -- Codes: parody
Rating: N/A
N/A

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 11589 -- Posted: 4/3/1997
Series: DS9 -- Codes: parody
Rating: N/A
N/A

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 7299 -- Posted: 1/1/1996
Series: VOY -- Codes: parody
Rating: [NC-17]
The captain has gone 18 months without sex, and to put it bluntly, she's hornier then 3 Vulcans in pon farr.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 11160 -- Posted: 4/1/1996
Series: VOY -- Codes: Tu, parody
Rating: N/A
In the turbolift Tuvok stops to ponder what a great day this has been. If only there was a way to take care of Chakotay, it would be a down-right perfect day.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 12847 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: parody
Rating: [NC-17]
I am under orders in this case, so leave quietly. Or, on second thought, put up a struggle. Please.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 13077 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: parody
Rating: [NC-17]
Daughter! Heir! Chalix! House! Betazed!

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 10635 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: parody
Rating: [NC-17]
His John Travolta leaves little to the imagination, but much to be desired.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 11016 -- Posted: 2/13/1996
Series: VOY -- Codes: parody
Rating: [NC-17]
Apply maximum tarsal pressure

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 12126 -- Posted: 2/27/1996
Series: VOY -- Codes: parody
Rating: [NC-17]
Surak, give me the strength to change what I can, the serenity to accept what I can't change, and the bat'telh to take to the first officer's head when he pisses me off.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 12298 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: parody
Rating: [NC-17]
Do you want Paris hurt, just so he doesn't get any ideas?

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 10004 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: parody
Rating: [NC-17]
Seska, in a hormonal rage, has plotted something incredibly nefarious, devious, and well, quite psychotic

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 12890 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: parody
Rating: [NC-17]
B'Elanna is on the holodeck, pursuing a new technological breakthrough of, while not epic proportions, interesting ones nonetheless

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 20641 -- Posted: 4/26/1996
Series: VOY -- Codes: P, T, EMH, parody
Rating: [PG-13]
The doctor is eager to test his expandable programming and recently removed ethical code. Paris and Torres get stoned out of their minds.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 23322 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: parody
Rating: [NC-17]
Your cook might be a Vidiian if...,

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 19223 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: parody
Rating: [NC-17]
Tuvok, this had better be important, I was trying to sleep, and having most pleasant dreams...

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 16728 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: parody
Rating: [NC-17]
There's something wrong with the captain I'm afraid it's serious. She's in a comma

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 18411 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: parody
Rating: [NC-17]
She learns quite well. Just got through the Noamoraclothas dance. I was quite impressed

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 15137 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: parody
Rating: [NC-17]
You know, violence is not the only answer. It's just the simplest and most convenient.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 17852 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: parody
Rating: [NC-17]
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me. Mirror: No you're not, and no they don't

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 14568 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: parody
Rating: [NC-17]
Actually, very little sleeping gets done. Yet another image I did not need.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 16099 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: parody
Rating: [NC-17]
It's that time when women crave mustard pickled gagh and gagh ice cream

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 13465 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: parody
Rating: [NC-17]
(The End) Please change me back. There are some things a hologram just wasn't meant to do.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 19472 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: DS9 -- Codes: parody
Rating: N/A
N/A

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 2844 -- Posted: 12/8/1995
Series: VOY -- Codes: parody
Rating: [NC-17]
Neelix loses his head and cooks gakh

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 22685 -- Posted: 4/3/1997
Series: DS9, VOY -- Codes: parody
Rating: N/A
Could it be possible that Jake Sisko wrote the scripts for Voyager?

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 47543 -- Posted: 2/27/2000
Series: Challenge response -- Codes: J,7,Tu, humor
Rating: [G]
Something is very wrong in the holodeck and Janeway has to investigate.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 9250 -- Posted: 12/28/1996
Series: TNG -- Codes: parody
Rating: N/A
'Twas the night before Christmas...

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 10849 -- Posted: 12/18/1992
Series: MISC -- Codes: N/A
Rating: N/A
Rachel Garrett and the Enterprise C

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 5806 -- Posted: 9/7/1997
Series: TOS -- Codes: Rand
Rating: N/A
N/A

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 51317 -- Posted: 2/17/1996
Series: TNG -- Codes: Romulans, D
Rating: N/A
N/A