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A Song of Distant Shores by Lyrastar

A parlous perfusion of purple prose, indeed! But a passionate pinnacle of such, yea, verily, a peak of parodic perfection!
-- Ventura33, 17:44 05th March

A Word or Two by Farfalla the Butterfly-Kitten

Cute word, Farf, and it does indeed sound like something Kirk might invent.
-- Ventura33, 17:48 05th March

Beep by Farfalla the Butterfly-Kitten

Anyone who\'s ever hated being woken up by an alarm clock (and found more pleasant ways to wake his or her lover) will enjoy this story! Fun!
-- Ventura33, 17:50 05th March

E I E I O by Farfalla the Butterfly-Kitten

A totally goofy conversation, but fun to read anyway, urk, urk, EIEIO. The last line works particularly well.
-- Ventura33, 18:09 05th March

James and the Giant Penis by Hypatia Kosh

This one gives a whole new meaning to the phrase \"a tall tale.\" Hee hee! Very funny, Hypatia!
-- Ventura33, 18:42 05th March

Nightmare--From Another Dimension! by Farfalla the Butterfly-Kitten

I enjoyed the telepathic dialogue between Kirk and Spock in this story, while the revenge-crazed Mirror Chapel has no idea what\'s going on. A well-constructed plot.
-- Ventura33, 18:50 05th March

Backwards and In High Heels by Jungle Kitty

A hilariously skewed look at the wacky world of 1960s TV casting, as a soap-opera-addicted Roddenberry and his intrepid assistant embark on a desperate search for the right woman to play the Enterprise\'s captain, with some help from Harry Mudd\'s talent agency, natch. Jungle Kitty is in rare form here, as gender-bending improvisation reaches a new height, or perhaps sinks to a new low.. but however it\'s best described, it\'s rolling-on-the-floor funny.
-- Ventura33, 19:32 05th March

Monkey Business by Rocky

What better explanation could there be for Chekov\'s primal screams? And he\'s not the only one screaming here, as a goofily scary peach bubble bath scene strikes terror into the heart of TOS characters and unsuspecting readers everywhere. Eee...eee...eee!
-- Ventura33, 19:43 05th March

My Heart Goes Boom by Schemer

Definitely some original ideas in this one, as a drunken McCoy falls under the spell of a giggling teddy bear with evil intentions.
-- Ventura33, 19:52 05th March

Trek swifties by ToolPackinMama

I got a few good giggles out of these swifties!
-- Ventura33, 19:55 05th March

The ASC Awards are a project of the ASC-VSO, led this year by Seema (Awards-Coordinator), aided by Rocky (Assistant Coordinator) and Stephen (Awards Tech Support) They run every year from March to April for stories posted to ASC (alt.startrek.creative) between February 1 and January 31. A Tribble was harmed when we moved the voting booth. A little ... okay he's dead but there are plenty more around.