. . . Evry TOST Person Fucks
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
3684
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Posted: 
7/24/1999
Series: 
Rude Person
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Codes: 
parody
Rating: 
N/A
N/A
. . . Fade In/Fade Out
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
11274
-- 
Posted: 
7/16/1998
Series: 
TOS, '60s TV shows, Twilight Zone
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Codes: 
K/f (Brandt), xo
Rating: 
[G]
N/A
. . . Fancy's Hot Fire
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
17123
-- 
Posted: 
4/12/1998
Series: 
TOS
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Codes: 
K/S
Rating: 
[R]
N/A
. . . Freshman Orientation
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
4160
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Posted: 
10/25/1998
Series: 
TSU
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Codes: 
Various, parody
Rating: 
[PG-13]
A musical explanation of some of the ASCEM codings, performed by the TSU Faculty and Friends. Music by Frank Loesser, lyrics by Jungle Kitty.
. . . The Gift-Wrapped Admiral
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
35353
-- 
Posted: 
6/25/2000
Series: 
TOS
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Codes: 
K/f (Brandt)
Rating: 
[R]
A belated birthday story for Captain Brandt, who made her first appearance on the NG two years ago last month. This is also a companion piece (of sorts) to 'The Gift-Wrapped Captain.'
. . . Golden Boy
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
82086
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Posted: 
3/3/1999
Series: 
TOS
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Codes: 
K/m, K/S, au
Rating: 
[R] for violence
Kirk's activities as a cadet have a profound effect on the rest of his life. Originally posted 19 Apr 1998
. . . Gone With The Solar Wind Part 1
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
9641
-- 
Posted: 
3/4/2001
Series: 
TOS, Gone With The Wind
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Codes: 
Parody
Rating: 
[PG-13]
Gone With The Wind with a Star Trek twist. Or twisted Star Trek, if you prefer. Fiddle-dee-dee. I'll think about it tomorrow. Those last two sentences were a test. If you don't know why I put them there, this isn't the story for you.
. . . The Great Easter Candy Caper
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
9051
-- 
Posted: 
3/1/2002
Series: 
pre-TOS
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Codes: 
K, Mitchell, Brandt
Rating: 
[PG-13]
A prank at Starfleet Academy backfires. This was originally written in response to a challenge to write a story with an Easter theme.
. . . Hand to Hand
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
16632
-- 
Posted: 
3/5/2000
Series: 
TOS
-- 
Codes: 
K/f (Brandt)
Rating: 
[G]
An older story, first posted to ASC & ASCEM in 1997, in response to a challenge to write a story in which one character  gives another a gift.
. . . Happy Birthday, JT
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
22722
-- 
Posted: 
7/28/1999
Series: 
TOS
-- 
Codes: 
K/f (Brandt)
Rating: 
[NC-17]
Brandt refuses to enter the spankiverse. She thinks it's too silly, and calls the Spanking List 'a phony tradition made up by a bunch of sick TrekSmuteers and demeans all of Starfleet.' There are *real* traditions she respects...
. . . Hearts Untraveled
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
32907
-- 
Posted: 
2/17/1998
Series: 
TOS
-- 
Codes: 
K/f (Brandt)
Rating: 
[R]
N/A
. . . Hi, I Am A New Person With Questions
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
8597
-- 
Posted: 
7/24/1999
Series: 
Rude Person
-- 
Codes: 
parody
Rating: 
N/A
N/A
. . . Homecoming
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
38707
-- 
Posted: 
4/25/2000
Series: 
TOS
-- 
Codes: 
K/f (Brandt)
Rating: 
[PG-13]
The Enterprise returns to Earth at the end of the five-year-mission, with Kirk and Brandt both uncertain about the  future.
. . . How Are Ya Fixed For Love?
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
17038
-- 
Posted: 
11/5/1998
Series: 
TOS
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Codes: 
K/f (Brandt)
Rating: 
[R]
A TOS Music Video, in which Kirk and Brandt move into a new apartment. The song is 'How Are Ya Fixed For  Love?' and is performed by Frank Sinatra and Keely Smith.
. . . How the Troll Stole Treksmut
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
3724
-- 
Posted: 
8/23/1999
Series: 
MISC
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Codes: 
Poem
Rating: 
[NC-17]
Response to a challenge to write a Treksmut story based on a children's story.
. . . Academy Daze, or If Chuck Jones Wrote Trek Fanfic
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
17232
-- 
Posted: 
2/27/2002
Series: 
pre-TOS, Looney Tunes
-- 
Codes: 
Kirk, Mitchell, Finnegan, challenge, humor
Rating: 
[PG], cartoon violence
Star Trek a la Chuck Jones, the genius behind Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote. Written in response to a challenge to write a Star Trek story emulating another author's style.
. . . If You're Reading This
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
31485
-- 
Posted: 
7/16/1998
Series: 
TOS
-- 
Codes: 
K/f (Brandt)
Rating: 
[PG-13]
N/A
. . . In Mind and Body
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
19200
-- 
Posted: 
4/28/2000
Series: 
TOS
-- 
Codes: 
K/f (Brandt)
Rating: 
[R]
A little PWP in the Enterprise gymnasium, mostly to see if I could still do one.
. . . Introduction to Kirkology
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
9960
-- 
Posted: 
7/24/1999
Series: 
TSU
-- 
Codes: 
parody
Rating: 
N/A
N/A
. . . It's So Hard To Find Good Help Nowadays
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
9281
-- 
Posted: 
7/24/1999
Series: 
Rude Person, TSU
-- 
Codes: 
parody
Rating: 
N/A
N/A
. . . It's So Hard To Find Good Help Nowadays
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
9289
-- 
Posted: 
7/24/1999
Series: 
TSU, Rude Person
-- 
Codes: 
parody
Rating: 
N/A
N/A
. . . Jealous Bone
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
23590
-- 
Posted: 
7/28/1999
Series: 
TOS
-- 
Codes: 
K/f (Brandt)
Rating: 
[R]
A Kirk/Brandt music video about jealousy. The song is Patty Loveless' 'Jealous Bone,' from the album 'Up Against My Heart.' It's also on her Greatest Hits collection.
. . . Just Friends
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
26040
-- 
Posted: 
11/13/2000
Series: 
TOS
-- 
Codes: 
K/f (Brandt), humor
Rating: 
[PG-13]
A friend from Kirk's Academy days visits the Enterprise.
. . . Just Friends
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
24578
-- 
Posted: 
9/30/1997
Series: 
TOS
-- 
Codes: 
K/f (Brandt), spanking
Rating: 
[PG-13]
N/A
. . . Kirk and Spock Go Ice Fishing (Pon Farr in Minnesotan)
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
6557
-- 
Posted: 
10/25/1998
Series: 
Rude Person
-- 
Codes: 
K/S, parody
Rating: 
N/A
N/A
. . . K Is K
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
10763
-- 
Posted: 
9/3/1998
Series: 
TSU
-- 
Codes: 
parody
Rating: 
N/A
N/A
. . . Kurk & Spoc Get Over It
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
10227
-- 
Posted: 
7/24/1999
Series: 
Rude Person
-- 
Codes: 
K/S, parody
Rating: 
N/A
N/A
. . . Ladies Night
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
17061
-- 
Posted: 
2/1/1998
Series: 
TOS
-- 
Codes: 
N/A
Rating: 
[PG-13]
N/A
. . . Les Liaisons Ridicules (Ridiculous Liaisons)
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
199792
-- 
Posted: 
11/13/2000
Series: 
Pre-TOS
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Codes: 
K/f (Ruth), Mitchell, Brandt, Humor
Rating: 
[PG-13] for implied sexual situations and chicanery
It's those wacky kids at the Academy again. In this week's episode, Brandt meets Kirk's new girlfriend.
. . . The Life That Lies Before
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size: 
24481
-- 
Posted: 
9/12/1999
Series: 
TOS
-- 
Codes: 
K/m, K/S, rape
Rating: 
[NC-17]
This is a story about healing. Healing is its own reward, but not necessarily the only one.
