. . . At Home With The Borg Parts 1-2
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size:
12816
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Posted:
6/30/1995
Series:
TNG, TOS
--
Codes:
parody
Rating:
N/A
Now that's entertainment - Borg style!
. . . The Session
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size:
24770
--
Posted:
10/16/2002
Series:
VOY
--
Codes:
Tu/K
Rating:
[R]
N/A
. . . The Defeat Of Weyoun Part 1
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size:
49752
--
Posted:
4/27/2000
Series:
DS9
--
Codes:
Wey/f
Rating:
[PG-13]
In this imaginary reality, Weyoun meets a human girl and falls in love.
. . . Holiday House
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size:
45876
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Posted:
11/2/2000
Series:
DS9
--
Codes:
G/B
Rating:
[R] for reference to m/m sex.
Bashir is worried about his friend Garak, and decides not to let him go on holiday alone. A shuttle accident causes them to stumble across a Q's holiday retreat. While exploring strange new worlds spawned by their imaginations, their feelings deepen.
. . . Janeway's Island
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size:
54518
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Posted:
11/1/2000
Series:
VOY
--
Codes:
J/C
Rating:
[NC-17]
Janeway is working far too hard in her crew's opinion. Neelix believes she should just relax and accept what Chakotay has been trying to offer. With help from Tom's holo-program, and the crew's support, their plan to get the two together might succeed.
. . . Seven Learns To Love
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size:
27861
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Posted:
11/7/2000
Series:
VOY
--
Codes:
K/7
Rating:
[R]
Harry Kim had given up on Seven ever learning to show human affection. However, unexpected events have aroused her curiosity in matters of the heart. Can he teach her what she needs to know?
. . . Casual Fridays
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size:
18518
--
Posted:
4/27/2000
Series:
VOY
--
Codes:
humor, crew
Rating:
[PG-13] for two rude words
In an effort to improve crew morale, Chakotay convinces Janeway to introduce Casual Fridays. From the same nut that brought you Voyager Christmas Decorations and The Ultimate Voyager Mary Sue. Don't say you haven't been warned.
. . . How To Develop Your Very Own Star Trek Series
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size:
8619
--
Posted:
4/27/2000
Series:
MISC
--
Codes:
humor
Rating:
[G]
How to develop your very own Star Trek series! Learn the secrets of the story writing legend, Brannon Braga. Go to Paramount, pitch the idea and never have to work a single day for the rest of your life!
. . . A Monument To Quality Television
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size:
4472
--
Posted:
4/25/2000
Series:
VOY
--
Codes:
parody
Rating:
[PG]
The final episode for season six is revealed through a leaked newspaper story...
. . . Mr Blinky Pays a Visit
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size:
28267
--
Posted:
11/5/1998
Series:
VOY
--
Codes:
C/P/J/H, multiple
Rating:
[PG]
A ship wide outbreak of influenza causes crankiness in everyone. Tom Paris' favorite childhood toy drops by for a chat.
. . . O Captain! My Captain!
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size:
2790
--
Posted:
11/12/2000
Series:
VOY
--
Codes:
N/A
Rating:
[PG]
Parody of the classic Walt Whitman poem.
. . . Spiked
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size:
15231
--
Posted:
3/4/2000
Series:
VOY
--
Codes:
Naomi, 7, EMH
Rating:
[R] for silliness and sarcasm
Naomi reaches puberty, the real reason for Seven's ample bosom is revealed and the Doctor wishes for simpler times.
. . . 10 Ways to be Banned From A Star Trek Convention
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size:
6919
--
Posted:
4/28/2000
Series:
MISC
--
Codes:
humor
Rating:
N/A
This is for fun. You should never do any of this in real life because it would be very, very BAD, not to mention incredibly mean and you probably *would* get banned. You would also probably have to start taking medication compliments of the state assigned psychiatrist...
. . . The Ultimate Mary Sue
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size:
19899
--
Posted:
2/28/2000
Series:
VOY
--
Codes:
humor, sarcasm
Rating:
[R]
A woman from the 20th Century mysteriously wakes up on Voyager after being rescued from her stay on a cryogeneric ship. Her career as a technical writer earns her promotion to the crew as there are a lack of instructions on the ship. She falls in love with everyone and they fall in love with her. Then she dies.
. . . Voyager Christmas Decorations For 1999
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size:
11203
--
Posted:
2/27/2000
Series:
VOY
--
Codes:
N/A
Rating:
[PG-13] for extreme stupidity. Don't say I didn't warn you!
When the Muse of Silliness visits, then one has no choice but to put fingers to keyboard and the text into ASCII format.
. . . Well, It Depends...
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size:
29605
--
Posted:
2/27/2000
Series:
VOY
--
Codes:
crew, humor
Rating:
[R] for descriptions of body parts and body functions
A visitor from the 20th Century lands aboard the USS Voyager and discovers that not only is Captain Janeway insane and the crew boring workaholics but no one has been to the bathroom in six years.
. . . A Firm Hand
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size:
33183
--
Posted:
5/29/2000
Series:
VOY
--
Codes:
C/K
Rating:
[NC-17]
N/A
. . . A Firm Hand 2: Virgin Sacrifice
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size:
20929
--
Posted:
5/29/2000
Series:
VOY
--
Codes:
C/K
Rating:
[NC-17]
N/A
. . . A Firm Hand 3: The Obelisk
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size:
76445
--
Posted:
5/29/2000
Series:
VOY
--
Codes:
C/P/K
Rating:
[NC-17]
N/A
. . . A Firm Hand 4: The Arena
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size:
94708
--
Posted:
5/29/2000
Series:
VOY
--
Codes:
C/P/K, P/T, multiple
Rating:
[NC-17]
N/A
. . . Obstacles
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size:
20912
--
Posted:
7/30/1999
Series:
TNG
--
Codes:
P/C
Rating:
[PG]
N/A
. . . Roundabout Route
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size:
49183
--
Posted:
9/11/1999
Series:
TNG
--
Codes:
P/C
Rating:
[NC-17]
N/A
. . . Roundabout Route 2 - Vacations in Paris
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size:
39076
--
Posted:
3/5/2000
Series:
TNG
--
Codes:
P/C
Rating:
[PG]
N/A
. . . Dress, Undress, Man, Woman (Round Robin)
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size:
14838
--
Posted:
4/30/2000
Series:
TNG
--
Codes:
P/C
Rating:
[NC-17]
PWP....
. . . The Arena
Enterprise...
Q Continuum...
Size:
107188
--
Posted:
1/6/1998
Series:
VOY
--
Codes:
C/P/K, P/T
Rating:
[NC-17]
N/A