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Blue Champagne
. . . Rupture Rapture

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 177461 -- Posted: 4/3/2000
Series: TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [R] for slash pairings and language
This story takes place somewhere during the fifth season of DS9, after 'First Contact' TNGwise, and during the third season of Voyager.

Chris Kocher and Jason Toluba
. . . The Voyages of the Kirk's Libido

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 66733 -- Posted: 4/20/1994
Series: TOS, TNG -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
Part one (The New Assignment) of this tale describes the transfer of the TNG bridge crew to a new starship, 'Kirk's Libido', which is powered by an immensely sophisticated new drive. Its assignment: Seek out the Borg. Part two (The Amish Wars) starts right where part one left off. The 'Kirk's Libido' engages the Borg, assisted by a ... haywagon?

Daniel Fox and Jessica Krucek
. . . Don't Let Worf Play With A Phaser

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 5512 -- Posted: 7/24/1999
Series: TNG, DS9, VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
Worf proves just how dangerously annoying he can be.

Don Buchan
. . . The Wuss Arrives On DS9

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 5957 -- Posted: 1/4/1999
Series: TNG, DS9 -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG-13]
N/A

Edwin Yau
. . . Star Trek:The Continuing Voyages 1

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 55593 -- Posted: 8/17/1993
Series: TOS, TNG -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
Three separate stories. The first, a tale in which the observant viewer might recognise a 'Naked-Gun'-pun or two, deals with Noonien Khan who has been assimilated by the Borg. The next tale suggests what could have been had the 1701-A met up with the 1701-D in time. And Kirk reveals his long-kept secret about women in the final piece.

Edwin Yau
. . . Star Trek VII: The Final, Final Parody

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 65790 -- Posted: 6/17/1993
Series: TOS, TNG -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
A parody, spanning generations and crossing the boundaries of known SF-storylines. The Enterprise-A embarks on its biggest adventure yet, making sure that there will never be an Enterprise-D. Ship against ship, captain against captain, future battling the past. And only one can be victorious...

Edwin Yau
. . . Star Trek VII: The Final, Final Parody, or From One SF Series To The Next, or So This Is The Plot?!?

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 65790 -- Posted: 5/18/1993
Series: TOS, TNG, Quantum Leap, Star Wars -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
N/A

Ellen Fremedon
. . . The Ritual

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 3383 -- Posted: 10/16/2002
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
N/A

Glen Colby
. . . Star Trek XIII: The Old Series Meets The Next Generation

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 34876 -- Posted: 7/3/1995
Series: TOS, TNG -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
N/A

The Goddess
. . . The Trials of a Low Class Serial Writer

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 22685 -- Posted: 4/3/1997
Series: DS9, VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
Could it be possible that Jake Sisko wrote the scripts for Voyager?

Helmboy
. . . Essence 4: Essence of CeePee Luxe

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 9311 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, TNG, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
N/A

Helmboy
. . . Essence 6: Essence Of CeePee Doom: Battle Lines

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 10388 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, TNG, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
What does it mean when people ceepee? More in the saga...

Helmboy
. . . Essence 7: Essence Retrenchment

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 13137 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, TNG, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
The saga continues...

Helmboy
. . . Essence 8: Pirate Lust and Stuff

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 12152 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, TNG, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
The fiasco is heading for the Badlands, a place of fear and loathing by nearly all involved. Enterprise is chasing Voyager, now known as the frigate-dreadnought-battle cruiser-destroyer-aircraft carrier-garbage scow, The Jolly Roger(ing).

Helmboy
. . . Essence 9: The Captain's Parrot

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 14833 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, TNG, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [R]
We're in the Badlands. Everyone is screwing around. Now, ON WITH THE SHOW!

Helmboy
. . . Essence 10: Trouble In Paradise

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 12636 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, TNG, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
The Captain's Parrot, 8 newborns, a transsexual Captain, plaster of paris, Blue Cross, Aetna, garbanzos, Buffy the Interior Decorator, spandex, Mr. Wizard, 7's catsuit, Chakotay's tatt, Tom's tatt, Neelix wishing for a tatt, and the whole Alpha Quad.

Helmboy
. . . Essence 11: What's Next Now?

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 10462 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, TNG, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [R]
This is ceepee. The real thing. This is *not* your mother's ceepee.

Helmboy
. . . Essence 12: Reprise And What Not

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 14231 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, TNG, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [R]
N/A

Helmboy
. . . Essence 13: Lucky Thirteen

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 10464 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, TNG, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [R]
N/A

Helmboy
. . . Essence 14: Barrabas Strikes Back

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 10410 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, TNG, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [R]
I forget.

Helmboy
. . . Essense 16: Pirates, Ho!!!

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 11015 -- Posted: 4/30/2000
Series: VOY, TNG, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [R]
Probably.

Helmboy
. . . Essence Series Parts 0-10

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 96888 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, TNG, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
For anyone wondering about the attraction of Tom and Chakotay...

Helmboy
. . . The James T. Kirk All Roads Lead to His Dick Game

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 57866 -- Posted: 10/16/2002
Series: TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
In the interests of IDIC and diversity (tm), I offer you a scholarly dissertation on all four Treks and a number of other related things based on the premise that, like Kevin Bacon and Hollywood, all Trek leads back to Jim Kirk's dick.

Helmboy
. . . The Vulcan Cotillion Planner

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 14166 -- Posted: 10/16/2002
Series: TOS, VOY, TNG, DS9 -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [R]
Jungle Kitty to Helmboy: 'I have three works for you: Vulcan Cotillion Planner.'

Hugh Lessig
. . . Federation Foil: The Fizzbin Murders - Another Cantina Tale From Cestus III

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 15906 -- Posted: 9/15/1999
Series: TOS, DS9 -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
N/A

Hugh Lessig
. . . Federation Foil: The Naked City - On The Edge of Forever

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 7086 -- Posted: 6/14/1998
Series: TOS, TNG -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
In 1931, we were the Frisco Foil, based in the City by the Bay. And this story is about one of our reporters who journeyed to New York, only to run into a dame named Edith Keeler, and some guy who kept moaning about 'Needles and sutures.'

Hugh Lessig
. . . Federation Foil: Sunday Conversations With Morn

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 21560 -- Posted: 12/26/1998
Series: TOS, DS9 -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
N/A

Hugh Lessig
. . . Federation Foil 7

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 7929 -- Posted: 8/24/1998
Series: DS9, Blade Runner -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
The Foil was the only media outlet with a bureau in Sanctuary District A, Los Angeles, when the riots broke out. They were called the Bell Riots because a man named Gabriel Bell led them. Or did he?

JJ Arrow
. . . Imagine Q With A Collar Around His Neck

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 1904 -- Posted: 11/29/1996
Series: TNG, VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
Q is really in for it, this time.

Joel Verlin
. . . Joel On: Lost In Space (With Star Trek Guest Stars...)

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 3406 -- Posted: 11/2/1998
Series: TOS, TNG, VOY, Lost In Space -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
N/A