. . . 55 Reasons Why Captain Janeway is Better Than Captain Picard
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Ever wondered how the Startrek captains paired up? Well, here's the definitive list on why Janeway leaves Picard in the dust.
. . . 60 Reasons Why Janeway is Better Than Picard
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Ever wondered how the Startrek captains paired up? Well, here's the definitive list on why Janeway leaves Picard in the dust
. . . Parody 1: Chakotay, The *Man*!
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The captain has gone 18 months without sex, and to put it bluntly, she's hornier then 3 Vulcans in pon farr.
. . . Parody 2: Tuvok's Lucky Day
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In the turbolift Tuvok stops to ponder what a great day this has been. If only there was a way to take care of Chakotay, it would be a down-right perfect day.
. . . Parody 3: What Do You Do With a Grumpy Vulcan?
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I am under orders in this case, so leave quietly. Or, on second thought, put up a struggle. Please.
. . . Parody 4: Lwaxana Troi: Annoying or Just Misunderstood? (or Kes run Amok)
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Daughter! Heir! Chalix! House! Betazed!
. . . Parody 5: Pisseth Off Not the Vulcan
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His John Travolta leaves little to the imagination, but much to be desired.
. . . Parody 6: Sex, Lies, & Chakotay
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Apply maximum tarsal pressure
. . . Parody 7: Wanton Death and Destruction
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Surak, give me the strength to change what I can, the serenity to accept what I can't change, and the bat'telh to take to the first officer's head when he pisses me off.
. . . Parody 8: Oh, Yeah, I Forgot. Heh heh.
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Do you want Paris hurt, just so he doesn't get any ideas?
. . . Parody 9: The Adventures of Voyager, Queen of the Delta Quadrant
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Seska, in a hormonal rage, has plotted something incredibly nefarious, devious, and well, quite psychotic
. . . Parody 10: We'll Always Have Paris. Dammit.
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B'Elanna is on the holodeck, pursuing a new technological breakthrough of, while not epic proportions, interesting ones nonetheless
. . . Parody 11: Sex, Drugs, and Rock-n-Roll
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The doctor is eager to test his expandable programming and recently removed ethical code. Paris and Torres get stoned out of their minds.
. . . Parody 12: I Dream of Janeway
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Your cook might be a Vidiian if...,
. . . Parody 13: Depravity, DS9, and Dancing
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Tuvok, this had better be important, I was trying to sleep, and having most pleasant dreams...
. . . Parody 14: Revenge of the Punctuation
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There's something wrong with the captain I'm afraid it's serious. She's in a comma
. . . Parody 15: To Wong Tuvok...
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She learns quite well. Just got through the Noamoraclothas dance. I was quite impressed
. . . Parody 16: I Can't Think Up A Damn Title
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You know, violence is not the only answer. It's just the simplest and most convenient.
. . . Parody 17: The Trial of the Century, OK, The Trial of the Day
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I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me. Mirror: No you're not, and no they don't
. . . Parody 18: Beefcakes, Babes, and Babies
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Actually, very little sleeping gets done. Yet another image I did not need.
. . . Parody 19: 101 Ways to Cook Gahk (OK, less than 50)
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It's that time when women crave mustard pickled gagh and gagh ice cream
. . . Parody 20: Bad Singing and a Lot of Screaming
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(The End) Please change me back. There are some things a hologram just wasn't meant to do.
. . . Scenes We'd Like To See
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Neelix loses his head and cooks gakh
. . . Elvis Lives!
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Parody of 'The 37s'
. . . MAC, Spam and Fries - A Short Voyager/asc Parody
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. . . Chakotay And Tom Check In With Helmboy
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Tom and Chakotay add their two cents to Helmboy's thank-you note to ASCEM.
. . . Drive Into Regression, She Said
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Helmboy's emoticon version of 'Drive' and 'Regression.'
. . . Essence 1: The Essence Of CeePee
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. . . Essence 2: More Essence Of CeePee
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. . . Essence 3: Still More Essence Of CeePee
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The plotz thicken. Things happen. Stuff goes round. People give each other the finger. In short, it's another day on Voyager.