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Gerard Monsen
. . . 55 Reasons Why Captain Janeway is Better Than Captain Picard

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 7028 -- Posted: 8/18/1995
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
Ever wondered how the Startrek captains paired up? Well, here's the definitive list on why Janeway leaves Picard in the dust.

Gerard Monsen
. . . 60 Reasons Why Janeway is Better Than Picard

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 7246 -- Posted: 2/21/1996
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
Ever wondered how the Startrek captains paired up? Well, here's the definitive list on why Janeway leaves Picard in the dust

The Goddess
. . . Parody 1: Chakotay, The *Man*!

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 7299 -- Posted: 1/1/1996
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
The captain has gone 18 months without sex, and to put it bluntly, she's hornier then 3 Vulcans in pon farr.

The Goddess
. . . Parody 2: Tuvok's Lucky Day

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 11160 -- Posted: 4/1/1996
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
In the turbolift Tuvok stops to ponder what a great day this has been. If only there was a way to take care of Chakotay, it would be a down-right perfect day.

The Goddess
. . . Parody 3: What Do You Do With a Grumpy Vulcan?

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 12847 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
I am under orders in this case, so leave quietly. Or, on second thought, put up a struggle. Please.

The Goddess
. . . Parody 4: Lwaxana Troi: Annoying or Just Misunderstood? (or Kes run Amok)

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 13077 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
Daughter! Heir! Chalix! House! Betazed!

The Goddess
. . . Parody 5: Pisseth Off Not the Vulcan

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 10635 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
His John Travolta leaves little to the imagination, but much to be desired.

The Goddess
. . . Parody 6: Sex, Lies, & Chakotay

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 11016 -- Posted: 2/13/1996
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
Apply maximum tarsal pressure

The Goddess
. . . Parody 7: Wanton Death and Destruction

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 12126 -- Posted: 2/27/1996
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
Surak, give me the strength to change what I can, the serenity to accept what I can't change, and the bat'telh to take to the first officer's head when he pisses me off.

The Goddess
. . . Parody 8: Oh, Yeah, I Forgot. Heh heh.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 12298 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
Do you want Paris hurt, just so he doesn't get any ideas?

The Goddess
. . . Parody 9: The Adventures of Voyager, Queen of the Delta Quadrant

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 10004 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
Seska, in a hormonal rage, has plotted something incredibly nefarious, devious, and well, quite psychotic

The Goddess
. . . Parody 10: We'll Always Have Paris. Dammit.

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 12890 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
B'Elanna is on the holodeck, pursuing a new technological breakthrough of, while not epic proportions, interesting ones nonetheless

The Goddess
. . . Parody 11: Sex, Drugs, and Rock-n-Roll

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 20641 -- Posted: 4/26/1996
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG-13]
The doctor is eager to test his expandable programming and recently removed ethical code. Paris and Torres get stoned out of their minds.

The Goddess
. . . Parody 12: I Dream of Janeway

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 23322 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
Your cook might be a Vidiian if...,

The Goddess
. . . Parody 13: Depravity, DS9, and Dancing

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 19223 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
Tuvok, this had better be important, I was trying to sleep, and having most pleasant dreams...

The Goddess
. . . Parody 14: Revenge of the Punctuation

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 16728 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
There's something wrong with the captain I'm afraid it's serious. She's in a comma

The Goddess
. . . Parody 15: To Wong Tuvok...

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 18411 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
She learns quite well. Just got through the Noamoraclothas dance. I was quite impressed

The Goddess
. . . Parody 16: I Can't Think Up A Damn Title

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 15137 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
You know, violence is not the only answer. It's just the simplest and most convenient.

The Goddess
. . . Parody 17: The Trial of the Century, OK, The Trial of the Day

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 17852 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me. Mirror: No you're not, and no they don't

The Goddess
. . . Parody 18: Beefcakes, Babes, and Babies

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 14568 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
Actually, very little sleeping gets done. Yet another image I did not need.

The Goddess
. . . Parody 19: 101 Ways to Cook Gahk (OK, less than 50)

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 16099 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
It's that time when women crave mustard pickled gagh and gagh ice cream

The Goddess
. . . Parody 20: Bad Singing and a Lot of Screaming

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 13465 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
(The End) Please change me back. There are some things a hologram just wasn't meant to do.

The Goddess
. . . Scenes We'd Like To See

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 2844 -- Posted: 12/8/1995
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
Neelix loses his head and cooks gakh

Greg Trapp and Angela Matney
. . . Elvis Lives!

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 6393 -- Posted: 5/7/1996
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
Parody of 'The 37s'

Helen Anthony
. . . MAC, Spam and Fries - A Short Voyager/asc Parody

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 8461 -- Posted: 10/3/1996
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG] for language
N/A

Helmboy
. . . Chakotay And Tom Check In With Helmboy

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 3815 -- Posted: 11/14/2000
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
Tom and Chakotay add their two cents to Helmboy's thank-you note to ASCEM.

Helmboy
. . . Drive Into Regression, She Said

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 9997 -- Posted: 10/16/2002
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [R]
Helmboy's emoticon version of 'Drive' and 'Regression.'

Helmboy
. . . Essence 1: The Essence Of CeePee

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 3707 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [G]
N/A

Helmboy
. . . Essence 2: More Essence Of CeePee

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 7996 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
N/A

Helmboy
. . . Essence 3: Still More Essence Of CeePee

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 8276 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
The plotz thicken. Things happen. Stuff goes round. People give each other the finger. In short, it's another day on Voyager.