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Ain't I a Stinker? by Tim Lynch

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 34697 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TNG -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [G]
A Ferengi diplomat smuggles a new weapon aboard the Enterprise--a weapon that affects the crew in goofy ways! Can Picard get everybody normal before it's too late?

Alien: The Next Generation by J. Helmann

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 10285 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TNG, Alien -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
The Enterprise-D faces a bigger challenge than ever before when they bring aboard a nasty new creature.

Booze Trek by Unknown

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 3499 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: Complete
Jims T. Jerk, Mr. Scotch, and the rest of the gang try to steer clear of the DT zone while on a dangerous mission to planet Alanon.

Byte Warriors by Unknown

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 18593 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TNG -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [G]
Piechart and the EnterBoing crew must fight off the video-game-copyright fleet--but an even worse enemy lurks. Can their program survive?

A Christmas Story by Unknown

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 29479 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TNG, TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [G]
Our TNG crew and some crossover characters face many distractions before Q explains the true meaning of Christmas to them.

Staaaar Trek: The Continuing Voyages by Eddie Yau

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 35958 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TNG, TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [G]
Several Star Trek movies meld together in this Special Presentation, where our TOS heroes battle a nasty TNG enemy. But Captain Kirk has a secret weapon that Jean-Luc didn't think to use!

Data Becomes A Hacker by Unknown

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 929 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TNG -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
N/A

Alien: The Next Generation by The Great Crosbini

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 10162 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TNG -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
The Enterprise-D faces a bigger challenge than ever before when they bring aboard a nasty new creature.

Star Trek the Next Degeneration - Encounter at Centrepoint by The Great Crosbini

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 23179 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TNG -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
The TNG crew bumbles its way through a mission to the Bandy city at Centrepoint station.

Star Trek the Next Degeneration: Where No Sane Man Would Go by The Great Crosbini

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 52150 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TNG -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
When the Enterprise-D picks up an unfortunate family who are lost in space, chaos ensues aboard the ship. Will Captain Picard figure out the cause of the trouble before the whole ship goes nuts?

Star Drek: The Next Degeneration by The Great Crosbini

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 10047 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TNG -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG-13]
Captain Picknose and his crew engage new heights of incompetence as they bumble around near the Neutral Zone. But where's Counselor Cleavage?

Douglas Adams Parody: Part One, or was it The Beginning? by Unknown

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 29610 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TOS, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
When the TOS crew gets some new holotapes, suddenly lots of *improbable* stuff starts happening--then fiction comes to life.

Enterprise, Starship by Diane Duane

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 884 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: N/A -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [G]
This is a filk song about the Enterprise, set to the tune of Calypso.

Genetic Drift - Or - Grades Of Shay by Russell E. Billings, Robert W. Miracle, Elizabeth Hildebrand, David E. Brooks, Jr., Scott Marusak

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 34617 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TNG, Muppet Show -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [G]
Hilarity ensues when the Enterprise-D meets a strange pig-shaped starship, and dozens of fuzzy aliens come on board.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to Star Trek The Next Generation by David T Lu and Mickey McCarter

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 75674 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TNG, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
When the Enterprise-D meets Zaphod and the gang from the Heart Of Gold, they find they can help each other through an improbable adventure.

St*r Tr*k: The (Intentionally?) Lost Episode by Kenneth A. Kousen

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 42287 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
Irk, Spot, and the rest of the TOS crew deal with a troublesome alien ambassador, a planet full of good-looking bimbos, and rapidly-mutating laws of physics in this story from the Paramount vaults. Will anyone survive?

It's A Trek World After All by Marte Brengle and Marilyn Wilkerson

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 1495 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TOS, TNG -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [G]
Here's a TOS-TNG filk song, to the tune of 'It's a Small World After All.'

Kirk vs. Data by Unknown

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 5994 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TNG, TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
Kirk has a real knack for destroying AI devices. When Data challenges him on his ability, who knows what could happen?

The Light Bulb Joke by Unknown

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 2146 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TNG -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [G]
How many TNG crewmembers *does* it take to screw in a light bulb?

Star Trek (The New And Improved Generation) by Unknown

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 33374 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TNG -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
Deanna Troi goes through pain--SUCH pain, TERRIBLE miserableness--after she catches a disease on some gross planet.

The Star Trek: The Next Generation Drinking Game by Lord Dracut

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 2667 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TNG -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
Turn on that TV, get out that booze, and play this game of sipping and chugging with TNG.

Star Trek: The Next Generation Drinking Game 2 by Unknown

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 4487 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TNG -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
Get yourself a designated driver, because this TNG game has even *more* stuff to drink to!

Planet Of The Apathetic Bitnet Hackers by Unknown

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 26944 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [G]
The TOS crew finds a planet where people are really bored and don't do anything but email each other all the time. They beam down incognito to chat--and find out the origins of the planet's culture. Will they be able to cure the inhabitants?

Q Meets Trelane For No Particular Reason by Damon

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 5835 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TNG, TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [G]
After misbehaving, Q gets dressed down by another omnipotent being. But Q knows something about humans that his accuser does not!

Riker's Rectum Rippers by Tim Lynch

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 10200 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TNG -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
The TNG crew are all wasting time lusting after each other instead of driving the ship, so they crash into a planet--then stuff starts to get weird.

The Rocky Horror Star Trek Show (With Audience Participation) by Unknown

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 12939 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TNG -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [R]
Bring your props and get ready to participate in this crossover musical!

Round Robin Parody - Chapter 15: 'No Punches Pulled' by The Quantum Cat

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 45042 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TOS, TNG -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
The TOS and TNG crews are in a battle for their lives; luckily some friends cross over to help! Meanwhile, in a surreal Atlantic City, a battle rages.

Star Drek by Unknown

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 5023 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TOS -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
Can the TOS crew evade a space wedgie so Jerk can live with a blonde on Planet Schwartz?

Star Trek: The Netnews Generation by Unknown

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 9190 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TNG -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [G]
The Borg are taking over all the universities in the Galaxy, and they want Picard as their next student. (Contains several in-jokes that only Penn State alumni will get...)

Star Trek: The Netnews Generation Part 2 by Unknown

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 13331 -- Posted: 12/12/1992
Series: TNG -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [G]
With Captain Picard gone, will the TNG crew be able to crash the Borgs' computer system? Maybe technobabble can help. (More Penn State in-jokes...)