Voyager: Parody Directory Page 2

Essence 1: The Essence Of CeePee by Helmboy

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 3707 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [G]
N/A

Essence 2: More Essence Of CeePee by Helmboy

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 7996 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
N/A

Essence 3: Still More Essence Of CeePee by Helmboy

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 8276 -- Posted: 5/8/2000
Series: VOY, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
The plotz thicken. Things happen. Stuff goes round. People give each other the finger. In short, it's another day on Voyager.

Essence 18: We Win! You Lose! Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! by Helmboy

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 10850 -- Posted: 4/30/2000
Series: VOY, Essence series -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [R]
N/A

Everybody's Got Something To Hide (Except For Me And My Monkey) by Suz Voy

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 9275 -- Posted: 9/6/1999
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG-13]
Sheep, a monkey, and nudity.

Farmer's Apprentice by Robin Lawrie

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 13713 -- Posted: 1/25/1999
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
N/A

Fear and Loathing in The Delta Quadrant by C. Innes

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 19082 -- Posted: 7/28/1999
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [R] for language, drug use, sexual references
For 3 years Janeway and the crew of Voyager have had no luck in getting home. After arming themselves with an arsenal of heinous pharmaceuticals, will they get lucky? Written in the style of Hunter S. Thompson's classic 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'.

First Meeting by Christina Wilson

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 4632 -- Posted: 1/4/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
N/A

Five-Minute 'Body and Soul' by Colin Hayman (Zeke)

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 5412 -- Posted: 2/25/2002
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
What do you get when you condense a Voyager episode from sixty minutes to five? Five-Minute Voyager finds out.

Five-Minute 'Nightingale' by Colin Hayman (Zeke)

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 5211 -- Posted: 2/26/2002
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
What do you get when you condense a Voyager episode from 60 minutes to 5? Five-Minute Voyager finds out. This is the long-delayed fiver for 'Nightingale.'

Flame War by Zeborah

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 6070 -- Posted: 8/23/1999
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [G]
N/A

For The Love Of Leola by Bruce Greenwood

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 1125 -- Posted: 3/1/2002
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG]
N/A

FWD: Re: Forward this and you'll receive ten goats! by Suz Voy

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 2012 -- Posted: 4/27/2000
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [G]
Go on. Have a guess. The inspiration for this? Where else? Blame the Kashyk list.

Fred, Catherine And Shackowetey by Suz Voy

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 7518 -- Posted: 3/5/2000
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG-13]
Kathryn and Chakotay get into a spot of trouble. The incorrect spellings in this are INTENTIONAL.

The Frisco Foil: Nov. 22, 1996 by Jeff Long

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 24468 -- Posted: 12/27/1996
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
N/A

A Funny Voyager Story by Jon Davidenas

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 6866 -- Posted: 1/5/1996
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
N/A

Parody 1: Chakotay, The *Man*! by The Goddess

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 7299 -- Posted: 1/1/1996
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
The captain has gone 18 months without sex, and to put it bluntly, she's hornier then 3 Vulcans in pon farr.

Parody 2: Tuvok's Lucky Day by The Goddess

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 11160 -- Posted: 4/1/1996
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: N/A
In the turbolift Tuvok stops to ponder what a great day this has been. If only there was a way to take care of Chakotay, it would be a down-right perfect day.

Parody 3: What Do You Do With a Grumpy Vulcan? by The Goddess

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 12847 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
I am under orders in this case, so leave quietly. Or, on second thought, put up a struggle. Please.

Parody 4: Lwaxana Troi: Annoying or Just Misunderstood? (or Kes run Amok) by The Goddess

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 13077 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
Daughter! Heir! Chalix! House! Betazed!

Parody 5: Pisseth Off Not the Vulcan by The Goddess

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 10635 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
His John Travolta leaves little to the imagination, but much to be desired.

Parody 6: Sex, Lies, & Chakotay by The Goddess

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 11016 -- Posted: 2/13/1996
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
Apply maximum tarsal pressure

Parody 7: Wanton Death and Destruction by The Goddess

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 12126 -- Posted: 2/27/1996
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
Surak, give me the strength to change what I can, the serenity to accept what I can't change, and the bat'telh to take to the first officer's head when he pisses me off.

Parody 8: Oh, Yeah, I Forgot. Heh heh. by The Goddess

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 12298 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
Do you want Paris hurt, just so he doesn't get any ideas?

Parody 9: The Adventures of Voyager, Queen of the Delta Quadrant by The Goddess

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 10004 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
Seska, in a hormonal rage, has plotted something incredibly nefarious, devious, and well, quite psychotic

Parody 10: We'll Always Have Paris. Dammit. by The Goddess

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 12890 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
B'Elanna is on the holodeck, pursuing a new technological breakthrough of, while not epic proportions, interesting ones nonetheless

Parody 11: Sex, Drugs, and Rock-n-Roll by The Goddess

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 20641 -- Posted: 4/26/1996
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [PG-13]
The doctor is eager to test his expandable programming and recently removed ethical code. Paris and Torres get stoned out of their minds.

Parody 12: I Dream of Janeway by The Goddess

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 23322 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
Your cook might be a Vidiian if...,

Parody 13: Depravity, DS9, and Dancing by The Goddess

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 19223 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
Tuvok, this had better be important, I was trying to sleep, and having most pleasant dreams...

Parody 14: Revenge of the Punctuation by The Goddess

Enterprise... Q Continuum...
Size: 16728 -- Posted: 3/1/1997
Series: VOY -- Codes: Codes:
Rating: [NC-17]
There's something wrong with the captain I'm afraid it's serious. She's in a comma