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Another TrekSmut Illustrated Moment by Greywolf the Wanderer

Series: TOS
Codes: parody
It's Camp Queen Drag Night and the Enterprise crew are doing it up proud!

Rating: [R] for language and innuendo Posted: 19 Sep 1996 15:33:05 GMT Size: 3945 bytes Review

Series: TOS
Codes: Spock/Uhura
Uhura is very vocal being pleasuredDisclaimer: Yeah yeah yeah Paramount owns all. Whatever!Feedback: rolletti@rolletti.com

Rating: PG Posted: Size: 2058 bytes Review

Beer In Space by John Michael Scalzi, II

Series: TOS
Codes: parody
Beer, the final frontier. After an encounter with the cosmic cloud of beer, the reader is treated to an accurate assesment of the original crew's would-be response to all this wonderment.

Rating: [G] Posted: 19 Sep 1996 15:33:05 GMT Size: 6037 bytes Review

Boah, Shtar Trek by T'Maia as told by MantaDriver

Series: TOS
Codes: Humor, challenge
A retelling of 'Spock's Brain' by a Manta driver. A response to the alternate writers' challenge.

Rating: [PG-13] for language Posted: 19 Sep 1996 15:33:05 GMT Size: 3712 bytes Review

The City on the Edge of Nowhere by Ray Stilwell

Series: TOS, Seinfeld
Codes: parody
In an alternate universe, there's someone other than Edith Keeler behind the soup kitchen counter...

Rating: [PG] Posted: 19 Sep 1996 15:33:05 GMT Size: 2324 bytes Review

Computer Trek by Unknown

Series: TOS
Codes: parody
Main screen is set to low resolution, and Mainframe-command won't reply to anything that isn't multi-tasking. The Enterprise's UNIX-drive is taking a pounding from MS-Windows. Seems there is only one course of action left for Kirk and crew...

Rating: N/A Posted: 19 Sep 1996 15:33:05 GMT Size: 5557 bytes Review

The Cosmic Manicure by Edward Sutherland

Series: TOS
Codes: parody
With Spock stuck in a fascination-loop, and Scotty muttering on and on about his precious engines, where does a communications-officer find the time to do her nails ...?

Rating: N/A Posted: 19 Sep 1996 15:33:05 GMT Size: 3562 bytes Review

Don't Tell Me You Love Me When I'm Kicking Your Butt by DebbieB

Series: TOS
Codes: S/Ch
Spock and Chapel need to come up with an act for the first Enterprise talent show and update the Abbott & Costello classic 'Who's On First.'

Rating: [G] Posted: 19 Sep 1996 15:33:05 GMT Size: 26144 bytes Review

The End Of Kirk: The Redshirt Incident by lcs3628

Series: TOS
Codes: parody
N/A

Rating: N/A Posted: 19 Sep 1996 15:33:05 GMT Size: 10309 bytes Review

Federation Foil: Checkmate Murder by Hugh Lessig

Series: TOS
Codes: parody
The goings on at a certain bar on Cestus III -- before the Gorns, before the Metrons, before diamonds made formidable projectiles.

Rating: [PG-13] Posted: 19 Sep 1996 15:33:05 GMT Size: 27600 bytes Review

Federation Foil: Chris Pike, A Tellarite And A Spittoon by Hugh Lessig

Series: TOS
Codes: parody
N/A

Rating: N/A Posted: 19 Sep 1996 15:33:05 GMT Size: 26369 bytes Review

Federation Foil: Exploding Nazi Heads by Hugh Lessig

Series: TOS
Codes: parody
A reporter gets one of his best stories yet...

Rating: [PG] Posted: 19 Sep 1996 15:33:05 GMT Size: 18461 bytes Review

Federation Foil: Governor Kodos and the Big Spam by Hugh Lessig

Series: TOS
Codes: parody
A young reporter is stuck on a certain Earth colony ruled by Gov. Kodos. Jimmy Kirk and Kevin Riley are about to witness a massacre. MacBeth is about to write the story of her life. As usual, the Foil pulls no punches.

Rating: N/A Posted: 19 Sep 1996 15:33:05 GMT Size: 30943 bytes Review

Federation Foil: Looking For Mr. Lokai by Hugh Lessig

Series: TOS
Codes: parody
N/A

Rating: N/A Posted: 19 Sep 1996 15:33:05 GMT Size: 18363 bytes Review

Federation Foil: The Fizzbin Murders by Hugh Lessig

Series: TOS
Codes: parody
N/A

Rating: N/A Posted: 19 Sep 1996 15:33:05 GMT Size: 15896 bytes Review

Federation Foil: The Smiling Corpses by Hugh Lessig

Series: TOS
Codes: parody
Another tale from Cestus III

Rating: [PG] Posted: 19 Sep 1996 15:33:05 GMT Size: 4601 bytes Review

Gone With The Solar Wind Part 1 by Jungle Kitty

Series: TOS, Gone With The Wind
Codes: Parody
Gone With The Wind with a Star Trek twist. Or twisted Star Trek, if you prefer. Fiddle-dee-dee. I'll think about it tomorrow. Those last two sentences were a test. If you don't know why I put them there, this isn't the story for you.

Rating: [PG-13] Posted: Size: 9641 bytes Review

If Blondes Wrote Star Trek by Michael Roy Hollihan

Series: TOS
Codes: K, S
Response to the alternate writers' challenge.

Rating: [G] Posted: Size: 1183 bytes Review

If Children's Authors Wrote Star Trek by Bruce Greenwood

Series: TOS
Codes: K, challenge
Response to the alternate writers' challenge.

Rating: [PG] Posted: Size: 717 bytes Review

The King Shall Chose by Synithium

Series: TOS
Codes: parody
N/A

Rating: N/A Posted: Size: 4059 bytes Review

The Least Forgiven by Synithium

Series: TOS, a parody set in Wildcat's Spock/Uhura Romance Continuity
Codes: S/U
Captain Kirk is gone. But in writing his eulogy, Spock makes some simple, disturbing discoveries. Based on a sketch from 'The Carol Burnett Show'.

Rating: [G] Posted: Size: 3105 bytes Review

Lieutenant Leslie for Captain of Enterprise by Starshadow

Series: TOS
Codes: None, just a humor bit
Stephen's 40 years of Captains challenge.Archive: ASC ASCEML and the like.Beta: None. Why bother?All mistakes mine yada yada

Rating: G Posted: Size: 5184 bytes Review

Making Love To A Vulcan Man by Laura Goodwin

Series: TOS
Codes: K/S, humor
Kirk has words of wisdom for us all

Rating: [NC-17] Posted: Size: 15052 bytes Review

Making Love To Your Vulcan Man by Laura Goodwin

Series: TOS
Codes: K/S
Spock responds. Sequel to 'Making Love To A Vulcan Man.'

Rating: [NC-17] Posted: Size: 1841 bytes Review

Oedipus-3 by Jean-Luc the Bard

Series: TOS
Codes: parody
Kirk has received the order to investigate the colony on Oedipus-3. But as the Enterprise hurries to reach this planet, supposedly inhabited by drunk engineers, the tension between Spock and Bones mounts to the point where a line has to be drawn.

Rating: [PG] Posted: Size: 19661 bytes Review

One More Saturday Night by Greywolf the Wanderer

Series: TOS
Codes: parody
N/A

Rating: [PG-13] Posted: Size: 20647 bytes Review

The Parodian Incident by Lori

Series: TOS
Codes: parody
They get shot, and they get over it.

Rating: [R] Posted: Size: 8942 bytes Review

The Peach Bubble Bath Infestation by Jungle Kitty

Series: TOS
Codes: humor
Ok, so I'm reading this girly-to-infinity-and-beyond fanfic story and it's not Trek but it's got peach-scented bubble bath in it for god's sake and honest, I just meant to write one little snarky comment to share...

Rating: [PG] Posted: Size: 3711 bytes Review

Pedestrian Patrol by Ster Julie

Series: TOS
Codes: TOS; Chekov; Stephen's Speed cop challenge; humor
Answers the question of where Chekov was in the episode SpaceSeed.

Rating: G Posted: Size: 4395 bytes Review

Pon Nyt-So Farr by Lyrastar

Series: TOS, MU
Codes: MU, S/Ch, K/S, humor
Lyra's version of Spock/Chapel. Everything works backwardsin a mirror.

Rating: NC-17 Posted: Size: 7113 bytes Review