The following is the last scene in Chapter Five of Very Big Dursley Family. It has just gone out to the betas as of this posting.
“Bradley, get the mail,” Vernon ordered, as he heard it hit the floor and the mail slot snap shut. He was hoping for a letter from Dudley. It may have only been a couple days since he’d dropped his son off, but Dudley had said that he’d write earlier and more often than Harry would. A white form glided through the open kitchen window, before landing on the back of Petunia’s chair. It was Hedwig, and it looked like she had a letter.
Lily was smiling as she stepped up to get the letter off of Hedwig. “I told you my older brother would write first,” she said, addressing Bradley as he got up. Vernon had known for a while that Lily was not actually his child, being magically transferred to Petunia on her sister’s death. It had been something he’d suspected at first when she started having accidental magic. For a while he’d thought that the sign of a Dursley was no magic, then Bradley had summoned his pacifier, and he’d discovered Violet adjusting the color of her shirt the next day. Still, it actually hurt him a bit when Lily started aligning with Harry instead of Dudley.
Lily still called him Dad though. Vernon missed her calling him Daddy. The way she used to plead with him, drawing out the word had never been matched by his younger children, and even Harry was his child, as far as he was concerned. Lily was growing up way to quickly. She was nine, now, and just starting to show signs of her development. He was hoping that she would develop more of a sense of modesty, soon. Thus far, the only sign he’d seen of it was the one time he’d opened the garage door to discover that she was showering in the back. That reminded him, it was past time for him to finish installing the privacy wall for the shower and sinks he’d installed as a project last summer.
“He’s in Hufflepuff!” Lily said unscrolling the letter as she read it. Bradley was returning with the stack of Royal Mail that had been shoved through the letter slot. “Told you he wouldn’t be in Griffindor, Noel! And definitely not Slytherin, Brad.”
Bradley looked up from shuffling the letters. “Nothing from Dudley,” Bradley said in a monotone. It had only been a couple days, but Vernon could tell that Bradley was missing his older brother. Bradley was now the oldest of his boys at home, and third eldest child not away at boarding school. He’d hoped that it might give his son just a little bit more maturity, with some additional responsibilities devolving to him, namely taking more a role with Noel and being responsible for the cleanliness of the room the two shared. Judging from the peak he’d taken of the room, that wasn’t happening yet. “There is a letter from Aunt Marge.”
His children didn’t like Vernon’s sister. There were times where he had to agree with them. The Ripper Incident being one of the primary examples. He’d nearly torn his sister a new one when the dog, after chasing Harry up a tree had bit then two-year-old Noel. It had taken a while before she was welcomed back to the Dursley home. Marjorie, she’d insisted on being called by her legal name after Vernon turned ten, was his sister, though, and the usual Spring visit to her home out in the Lake District where last year they’d been able to ride the Steam Yacht Gondola was a highlight of the Dursley family’s year.
Vernon opened his sister’s letter, as Harry’s letter got passed from Lily to Violet. It began with a whole page about the antics of her dogs, which Vernon only skimmed. It was an interest he didn’t share with his sister. He was a cat person, not a dog person, and if it wasn’t for practicality, he probably would have encouraged Harry to go for a cat instead of getting the owl. Next was a little bit about some house and kennel renovations, then a request on how Petunia was doing with her latest pregnancy.
Vernon looked up to discover that Petunia was just entering the dining room. As she passed near enough, he reached out to pull her into a kiss, causing his children to immediately groan. She was sixteen and a half weeks, now, and showing it a bit. “How is the baby this morning, Pet?” he asked.
“So far, avoiding making me sick this morning for the first time in weeks,” Petunia said, looking over his shoulder. “Marge? I’ll give you a couple paragraphs for your response. Violetta, I’m next for Harry’s letter, and Brad-de-kins, good attempt at making your bed, but you can do better.”
“Yes Mummy,” Violet said. Bradley merely nodded back at his mother before going back to his breakfast. Violet, on the other hand, seemed a bit hyper this morning, squirming in her seat as she finished Harry’s letter.
Vernon turned back to his sister’s letter. It seemed that there had been an incident with Colonel Fubster, whose old regimental secretary had stopped by. Marjorie was afraid that she might have made a fool of herself. Vernon huffed. It was almost a certainty that she’d made a fool of herself. His sister had it bad for the Colonel and really should give it up, because the Colonel did not and would not ever, as far as Vernon could tell.
The Colonel had apparently volunteered to watch the kennel, though, so she could make her yearly trip to visit family in the South of England. Most of which, Vernon was sure, could care less for her visit. His children were not alone in that feeling. She was his sister, and at this point, it was tradition. Violet would move in with Iris and Primrose for the visit for the weekend of her visit. Without Harry and Dudley, they wouldn’t need to make up the parlor at night for the children. He was sure that his children would miss that. It was apparently great fun to camp out there. Last year he’d discovered all eight of them asleep in the parlor on the third morning of his sister’s visit.
“Marge will be here from the twentieth to the twenty-third, this year,” Vernon announced, to his children. The groan from the six was epic.



